HARD TIME

Ya'll think good thoughts for me today! I'm having a hard day already: I'm having a hard time getting out of bed, a hard time straightening my back, having a hard time getting my legs to work, having a hard time seeing where I'm going, having a hard time remembering what I've done so far, so I have to start all over again. I'm having a hard time remembering if I wrote this. Who am I? I woke up this morning with a woman sleeping next to me and having a hard time remembering who she is. It's gonna be a long day, but I'll have a hard time remembering what day it was.